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Murphy was an Optimist > Principle of Optimum Damage


If there is a possibility of several things going wrong the one that will cause the most damage will be the first one to go wrong.
~ Principle of Optimum Damage
See, Murphy's Law is optimistic! Not only will anything that can go wrong actually go wrong, the most damaging thing that can go wrong will go wrong, first.

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Optimum Damage Journal
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Optimum Damage 3.5" Button (100 pack)
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Optimum Damage Rectangle Magnet (100 pack)
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