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Murphy was an Optimist > Borkowski's Law


You can't guard against the arbitrary.
~ Borkowski's Law
Sort of a learned way of saying, "Shit Happens." You can only defend against known quantities. Stuff that comes out of the blue, well, that's beyond your ability to prepare for.

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